Today worlds strongest man 1984 (Jeff capes) was upset and bewildered as to the british goverments new beard repossesion scheme. Jeff 52, exclaimed by the power of greyskull i have the power!!!!! to crush these little english politicians with one fail swoop of my mighty stomach. Jeff also said "my beard is lovely and frothy and children like to play in it, imagine a bouncy castle attached to my face" he said with a loathsome grin. Tony blair whilst in parliament had this to say "ye know beards are a menace to society and are a cause of many road traffic accidents. we will be tough on beards and tough on the causes of beards he said whilst pumping up his space hopper. Jeff capes has been sentenced to 300 hours community service (pulling passenger jets onto the runway) for refusing to apply shaving foam a court heard today.
